My Sister is Awesome!!

So one day my sister text messages me and it turned out to be an absolutely hilarious conversation:

Annie: Okay

Annie: Omg

Annie: Some dude behind me

Annie: And hit meth his big black garbage back on my ankle

Annie: Then I was trying to let him thru

Annie: But he was all like whisper whisper whisper!

Annie: Freaky stuff

Annie: Then e walked by

Annie: He walked by*

Mylo: Hit meth?

Mylo: Inside a garbage bag?

Annie: Lol iunno

Annie: Lol maybe?

Mylo: So he was inside a garbage bag, on the floor, next to your ankle....doing meth? O_O


So immediately, I think of this:What it turned out to be was this:

Annie: Noo he was carrying a big garbage bag and a dollarama bag

Annie: Hit me with one of them

Annie: Nothing to do with methhhh.

Awesome explaining skills sister dear.

SPEAKING ABOUT EXPLAINING SKILLS.......

She also drew me a map.

It's suppose to be the UTSC campus.

She wanted me to help her hand in a paper.

This map sucks bullucks.

The map consists of crudely drawn squares to represent the buildings and a star to show me my destination. She also 'thinks' i should go up two flights f stairs.

Thanks Annie.




This is my map to my school for comparison.




Lol <3

I'm Back!

Sorry guys for the wait. Between coming back from a trip to the East Coast and starting school, life has been kinda hectic. But I do have some pictures that wanted to share with you from my
trip & I promise to blog more often!

So one of the places we visited along the tour was Old Montreal. After getting settled in our hotel, we went out for a nice stroll along the lakefront & in and around Chinatown. Everything was going well until I notices this little guy:



& this guy:


& these guys:


I was going to sit on one of these but it was infested with spiders:


They were everywhere:


On parking meters:


On railings:


On EVERY FREAKING SIGN!


More...


Gross:


Near garbage cans:


At least 100+ on this sign alone:

This was a very good picture (props to William):


Many, many, many on signs:


More:


Shop windows:


Benches:


On trees:


Yeahhhh....sad to say, I did not enjoy Montreal too much.

Moved back upstairs

Okay, so I finally moved back up into my room again after the appearance of centipedes became a recurring event:

What my tongue piercings do when I'm not looking

My dad and binoculars

My dad & Technology

Bad chinglish and licks wannabe's

So finally, my cousins, my sister and I decided on which trip to take to the east coast. The total was around $500 each for a 7-day trip. We visited the Tai-pan Tours to go and reserve our tickets and while we were walking around the plaza I saw this :



Its suppose to be a cosmetic store, but I think it looks suspiciously similar to the well known burger joint:




In the end, I came to the conclusion that Chinese people are awesome. Although their chinglish could use some improvements:




Adding to that, It was REEEAAAALLLY hot outside and thankfully I was standing beside my monstrously tall cousin. But he refused to share his shadow with me...



Meanwhile:

Yellow Brick Road

How my cousins' eye feels like

Okay, so this event happened a couple years back, but I wanted to share it with you guys anyways. Even to today we still joke about it. XD

A lot of my stories/experiences include my cousins so we will now refer to my cousins as :

'C' for the older one & 'W' for the younger one, they're both sisters.

Anyways:

So one day, I went to go visit my cousins. After chilling for a while, they decided to go upstairs (for whatever reason, can't be bothered to remember). So we're hanging out upstairs and I'm trying to take a nap in 'C's bedroom when I hear chit-chat from the other room.



So me being me, I decide to do some weird random stance behind 'C' so that when she turns around from the conversation, she freaks out. So my stance basically consisted of me pointing my finger very close to her face and making a weird noise.

But it turned out something like this:



Okay, at this point she turns around and FULLY acknowledges that my finger in near her face. Normal people would :
1) slap my hand away and walk out of the room
or
2)walk around my hand
Guess what she does? :



She walks INTO my finger. This picture EXACTLY describes what it felt like.

Thanks 'C', Much appreciated.