The Girlfriend

So, recently, I've acquired myself a girlfriend. She's absolutely fantastic but there seems to be some strange things that I've noticed since acquiring said girlfriend...

This is how my bed was BEFORE the girlfriend

And this is after...

This is how sleeping usually commences.

Then I get too warm from the cuddling, so I roll away...

But the girlfriend begins to get cold, so she subconsciously rolls over towards the closest heat source (me).

But once again, I'm too warm, so I try and move away again...but I'm literally on the edge of the mattress....

This is where the girlfriend begins what I can only assume as a strange tribal dance to the sleeping gods.

Violently extending and contracting limbs in every which way....heya heya heya heya!

She soon becomes the human compass...

Spinning every which way as she tries to take up as much space as humanly possible...

And she keeps turning...

I can only assure you that when I wake up, I'm usually not staring at her face...

I've also noticed something else as well. Why is it that girls have so many HAIR TIES AND BOBBY PINS?!?!?

I'll be picking up my dirty laundry and guess what I find?

Exactly.

 Now mind you, my girlfriend has the most gorgeous, luxurious, long black hair that I'm so so so soooooo in love with. The only problem is...that her hair has a high turnover rate, and she sheds...a lot. It literally gets everywhere.

Oh hello there cute ball of my girlfriend's hair! How are you today?

Oh? I see another one of your friends have taken shelter in our shower, that's cool...I guess.

Oh hi there random hair that wraps around my toes and makes me feel very uncomfortable...

Oh hello random strand of hair that somehow got wrapped around my toothbrush...how ever did you get here??

And of course, the sneaky pile of hair in the corner of my room...

So between my husky and my girlfriend, I have all the hair I could ever want :)

But seriously though, I absolutely adore the girlfriend with her strange sleeping patterns and demon hair. ;)