(Me as a child arriving at the supermarket with Mother dearest)
(Everything is going ever-so-swell!)
(HEY MOM! LOOK! IT'S THE SIZE OF MY HEAD!)
(Wow, look at all those groceries! Good thing I don't have money so I don't Need to pay!)
(This line is kinda long, but it's okay, Mummy is here!)
(Mom: "Mylo, stay here, Mommy forgot to pick up something, I'll be right back")
(Mom: "Are you going to be okay here?")
(Of course at the time, i wanted to prove that i was a big kid and could handle being by myself)
Biggggg mistakeeeee!
Almost out of sight :(
(It's okay, there's still 2 people in front of me, plenty of time for mom to come back...:/)
(Okay, one person in front of me...she's having a conversation with the cashier, it's okay Mylo, It's okay....mom?)
(They stopped talking! She's cashing things in! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! I HAVE NO MONEY! MOM! COME BACK!)
(Maybe I can back out of line....fuck! Ther's a guy behind me...he looks annoyed...is he gonna yell at me if I back out? Mum's gonna yell at me if i back out...He's kinda scary....*looks back*)
(I had an active imagination!)
(Oh God, He looks so angry! *looks back again*)
AHHHHHH!
MOM~!!!!!!!!
(In reality, he was probably just making an angry/confused face about something else, but as a kid, anyone that looks angry...IS ANGRY!)
(AND OUT OF THE DARKNESS, COMES MOM!)
(We end up paying for everything and went on our way....until.....)
FML
